My Therapist Found My Poems and Now She Has Questions About

my asshole, and why I keep checking its horoscope

why my secret identity is a factory-reject breast pump
 
why I only feel close to my ancestors when I eat an apple on a church stoop

the grave I’m digging with a golden shovel, cursing the bend of soft metal

why I keep getting blackout drunk on rain and everclear

why I invited everyone to my open air wake and gave out my problems as favors

the self-portraits I paint of the devil turning his back on me

why the only love song I can hear is an apology

why the end of the world keeps writing me love letters

the slash fic I write of museums and mountains

why the garden I planted grows nothing but unsolicited medical advice

why I forward her bill to the manic pixie dreamboy who hasn’t thought about me since 2014

how I survive, when in every alternate timeline I’m already dead

— FRANCES KLEIN

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