My Japanese Cousins Teach Me Yakuza Slang

And at a family meal at a Roppongi restaurant
Where the napkins are origami cranes 
but there is Western cutlery to show progress
My cousins whisper that when I finish 
I should shout “Gotsan deshita!” which is what gangsters say
When they’re done eating
So I yell it at the end of dinner
the whole family roars with laughter
And to feed the lion 
More bad words trip off my tongue
Everything I’ve learned from J-dramas during our stay 
“Oi, nandazo!”
And through it all I meet the eyes of my mother 
Because hasn’t she spent my childhood 
Nurturing someone with whom to speak her mother tongue 
Whilst she’s far from home
And amn’t I spreading my wings
By learning new words that aren’t hers? 
I can’t tell what she’s thinking at first
But soon her shoulders start to shake 
the dirty words lift weights off her 
Until she’s holding her stomach with laughter 
My cousins and I wipe tears from our eyes 
As we reach for a glass of ice cold mugicha 
To wash down the meal
And to wash out my mouth 
Of all that Yakuza slang 

— TAMIKO DOOLEY

Tamiko Dooley read Latin and French at New College, Oxford. She was the winner of the BBC Radio 3 carol competition 2021. She lives in South West London.